momma: Here Hayes, put these on.
Hayes: (excited gasp) Are they new?
momma: Yeah; you're getting so big we had to get new ones!
Hayes: (inspecting the new boxers, looking crestfallen) Why to they always say "Hanes?"
momma: Well, that's just the kind we know fits. Should we look for a different kind next time?
Hayes: Yeah! Some that say "Hayes" instead!