Update

So I had my mammogram. Wow, and double wow. It was really as awful as they say. The good news is, there is probably nothing going on; the bad news is they are not positive and would like me to come back in 6 months for more torture. 

Seriously, after an hour and a half, 15 x-rays and two swipes with the ultrasound machine they were "pretty sure it's nothing, but there is a possibility that there is a tiny spot in there." So all that for a wait and see. But my mind is much more at ease. I am certain that there is really nothing there. We'll see if they can find new ways to torture me in six months. :)