I have the thank my friend Elaine for this one - she loaned me a book, _What The Dog Did_, by Emily Yoffe. I LOVE this book! It cracks me up. This is a beagle owner who just can't stop! If you have ever owned a dog, you have to read it. It makes me feel better about the antics of my whippets, the way I dote on my animals, and the unabashed love I have for them. Thanks Elaine.